Unholy Battery Charges

I used to split my radio listening time between a modern Christian music station and Branson’s Rat Pack + Perry Como + Dusty Springfield station. The former is 90% boring, but is at least respectful towards women – a rare thing on a radio filled with the Pussycat Dolls and Fergie. The latter is enjoyable, but staticky and redundant. I’ve been switching to books on tape recently for good reason. Today, however, I was listening to the Christian stuff.

I heard: “You fill me with energy. You’ve the power of sodomy.”

Fellow Christian Women: Enunciate.

For the record, it’s “you’re the power inside of me”… but you wouldn’t know that by listening.

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