An Evening’s Discoveries:
1) I am not swayed by Peter Pan’s pedophilic charm. But, Captain Hook? swoon.
2) Glowstick juice tastes funny.
3) Glowstick juice turns freshly painted nails a sickly green.
4) Jess and I are a volatile pair, comparable to the ChandraLorien Six-Hour-Giddiness Phenomenon.
5) Jess eats wallets. She hides the wallet carcasses in the couch. The Couch of Doom.