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2012 | May 03
We Conservatives Must Unite Behind One Candidate
“We talk about the need to unite behind Romney. Why? He is not the majority. …”
| Apr 29
אֵל שִׂמְחַ֪ת גִּ֫ילִ֥י
“I am indwelled by joy.
I am exhausted. I am under-rested. I am ridiculously behind in …”
04 | Mar 26 24
How Ron Paul Won Jackson County
“Today was a victory for Ron Paul supporters in Jackson County, Missouri.
Further summary is needed …”
Caucus Fraud in Pulaski County, Missouri
“The Caucus in Pulaski County, Missouri, on 17 March, unfortunately suffered from corruption. As in …”
Liveblogging the Jackson County Missouri Caucus
“Throughout Saturday, 24 March 2012, I’m liveblogging the Jackson County, Missouri GOP caucus with reports …”
23 18
Missouri Caucus: Cass County Shenanigans
“The caucus in Cass County, Missouri, was an interesting affair. I only have limited reports …”
National Defense Resource Preparedness: Why Now?
“My friend Dana asked a critical question regarding the shocking executive order entitled National Defense …”
17
Fascist Executive Order: National Defense Resources Preparedness
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The words ‘fascism’ and ‘communism’ are frequently bantered about in political discussions, and their use …”
Quote: “Active duty police told me that the GOP was more powerful than my Constitution”
“From an anonymous participant in a Missouri Caucus today:
“BUT if I hadn’t turned it off …”
Breaking: Election Fraud in ST. CHARLES Co. Missouri Caucus
“The Republican Caucus in St. Charles County, Missouri, proved disastrous. Accounts are still coming in …”
Breaking: Election Fraud in LINCOLN Co. Missouri Caucus
“The Republican caucus in Lincoln Co. Missouri experienced election fraud today when Robert’s Rules of …”
Breaking: Caucus Fraud in CLAY Co. Missouri
“The Republican caucus in Clay County of Missouri was plagued by illegal proceedings. The Chair …”
15
How Could I Tell Her No?
“After posting an ad to Craigslist in search of an apartment for the month of …”
11
Deeper than the Incongruity
“In Ecclesiastes, Qoheleth struggled with a perceived gap between that which he believed and imagined …”
| Feb 29 20 17
Meet Ron Paul in Kansas City!
“Ron Paul will be holding a rally at the Union Station in Kansas City on …”
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2011 | Dec 13
Jacob Turk for Congress, MO-5
“I attended and filmed a press conference yesterday morning.
Jacob Turk announced that he is running …”
08
Concealed Carry on Campus
“In honor of Liviu Librescu, Ph.D., and in light of the second violent shooting on …”
| Sep | Jul 12
Church Ruled by Christ: Colossians 3:14
“ Colossians 3:14. And above all these put on love, which binds everything together in perfect …”
11
Church Ruled by Christ: Colossians 3:13
“ Colossians 3:13. bearing with one another and, if one has a complaint against another, …”
10
Church Ruled by Christ: Colossians 3:12
“The first four verses of the passage are focused on the internal surrender to Christ’s …”
09
Church Ruled by Christ: Biblical Context
“The Scriptures do not consist of completely independent passages. The Bible incorporates many passages on …”
08
Church Ruled by Christ: Historical Context
“Sound biblical exegesis requires an understanding of the historical context relevant to the studied passage. …”
Church Ruled by Christ: Introduction
“Over the next several days I’ll be posting an exegetical study of Colossians 3:12–17. I’ll …”
| Jun 17
Speaking English in Texas Committee Hearing
“Antolin Aguirre has lived in the U.S. since 1988. He testified last week in a …”
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2010 | Dec | Jun 30
Tom Woods’ Nullification
“Okay, ignore the zombie… and listen:
Cut it down to 3mins and have better makeup and …”
04 02 01 | May 02
Racism and the Denial of Immigration Reciprocity
“I have an especially experienced perspective on the reality of how Latin American countries treat …”
01
Shakira: How & Why She’s So Very Wrong
“Shakira, of Colombian and Portuguese citizenship, was interviewed on CNN for her thoughts on the …”
| Apr 26 17
Poor Representation of Liberty: Catherine Bleish Case
“The pursuit of political liberty is difficult; the pursuit of liberty is made doubly difficult …”
13 12
Elsewhere: The Archive: Eccentric Millionaire Needed
“The Archive from Sean Dunne on Vimeo.Paul Mawhinney was born and raised in Pittsburgh, PA. …”
09 06
How to Register with Aduana in Bolivia
“Bolivian Law now requires all importers to register with Aduana. An importer is defined as …”
02
Congressman Phil Hare: “I don’t care about the Constitution on this.”
“Congressman demonstrates:
Lack of introductory level of education on the U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of …”
01
Quote: Towns on Divine Predestination
“”… to say that God has chosen some and passed over others is to breach …”
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2009 | Sep | Aug 28 16
Definition of Hectic: This Past Week
“In no particular order…
Final Exam and Research paper for Church History I
Tested Positive for Typhoid …”
03
Journey to Jail, part three
“Almost certainly not going to jail. Immigration officer realizes that I am a victim.
Rita was …”
02
Journey to Jail, part two
“We handed over to the immigration control officers what identification documents we had easily accessible. …”
Journey to Jail, part one
“Stories are, occasionally, best begun at the end.
When this is true in the context of …”
| Jul 10
Bolivian Exploration Plans (Uyuni!)
“Katherine and I have tentative travel plans for exploring western Bolivia. We’re looking at two …”
04
Proud to be an “Ugly American”
“Driving through the center of town in order to get to the edge of La …”
| Jun 03
When Marriage Becomes an Idol
“Katherine and I have been reading assorted blogs which discuss life and theology, as well …”
| May 07
Failing at Fondue
“The Daily Mail has published an article about yet another retro-living woman who has spent …”
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2008 “So far so good!” | Nov 19
Must Christians Obey Old Testament Law?
“Here’s a small essay written in response to a question in my seminary class on …”
16
Designing whilst Midterming
“Take a look. New design. Not a single graphic serves as a structural or content …”
05
Wise Guys
“First night of regular kids’ church tonight! We have an English/Spanish Bible study and …”
04
Disqualify Every Single Vote
“Every vote from every compromised polling location needs to be pulled from the count and …”
03 02 01 | Sep 30
Austrian Bailout
“The Voices that Be are widely proclaiming the economic crisis as the failure of capitalism. …”
28 19
Analysis of Bolivia and How Evo Could *Truly* Win
“We heard some fascinating political and legal analysis on current events from a top-notch specialist …”
18
In Which Elizabeth Gaskell and Judi Dench Demand that Lorien Read Theology
“If ever motivation existed for trudging through the task of reading 175+ academic pages a …”
17
Video: Pando Ambush Incident in Bolivia
“What follows is a video posted on YouTube which apparently aired on a Bolivian news …”
Convenient Realities in Bolivia’s Blogs
“We have gasoline again in Cochabamba, but at a heavy price; the international leaders of …”
15 14
Solitary Gringos
“All is still quiet in Cochabamba. The U.S. government is pulling entirely out of Bolivia. …”
Call for Prayer
“Please keep this in mind:
We know of at least one specific missionary family living in …”
13
Message from the U.S. Embassy
“
From: Consular, La Paz
Sent: Saturday, September 13, 2008 5:19 PM
Subject: Warden Message — Civil …”
Our Status and Crisis Plans
“Summary: Half of Bolivia is at war, but not our half. We don’t know whether …”
10
Blockades and Breaking Points
“Those of us in Cochabamba are in for a fun ride over the next while.
A …”
08
Día del Peatón
“Día del Peatón in Cochabamba is the annual Sunday (yesterday) when all driving is prohibited …”
07
Our Wednesday Evenings…
“On Wednesday nights here in Cochabamba we host a one-hour study and worship service in …”
02
Mano a Mano: Punata Opening
“On April 18, 2008, Mom and I had the pleasure of helping to clean and …”
| Aug 23
Film Review: Last Legion
“I took a film analysis course in the autumn of 2007, for which I had …”
19 18
A Fairly Normal Cochabamba
“Since the election 8 days ago, everything has been rather… normal. The early days were …”
11
Cochabamba: Our Next Few Days
“Bolivia, frankly, is batty. Is it any wonder I love it so?
Yesterday’s election was a …”
10
Ungrounded.
“After a month or three, one readily forgets that life in a country with ungrounded …”
| Jul 15 14
Life in Bolivia: Check the Poo!
“With David, my ten year old brother, down with two types of amoeba parasites, three …”
12 11
Appointments in the Land without Watches
“Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this past Tuesday morning, I had an orthodontist appointment.
Keep in mind one …”
05 03
Sabotage
“All this weariness of doing nothing amongst nothings.
I think in motion; so much so that …”
| Jun 25
Trailer: Doctor Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog
“Whedon’s new batch of Awesomeness.
Teaser from Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog on Vimeo.”
19
Kevin Craig on Missouri Viewpoints
“Kevin Craig, current Libertarian candidate for Missouri House 7th District and a friendly colleague from …”
Democrats Want to Nationalize U.S. Oil Companies
“Absolutely, positively depressing. History has shown that governments are neither more effective nor more fair …”
13
Irish Sovereignty: Rejection of the Lisbon Treaty
“Excellent news from Ireland today… election results indicate that the referendum in the Republic of …”
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2007 | Nov 25
Mafioso Gesture Tourette Syndrome
“The Telegraph features an article by Casilda Grigg in which she is taught flirting techniques …”
| May 23
Glutton for Punishment
“I am a fool. A smart fool, but a fool nonetheless. I have willingly …”
The Queen and the TARDIS
“According to Outpost Gallifrey, the Chelsea Flower Show in the U.K. is featuring a display …”
22 19 08
Last Chance: REAL ID
“Today at 5PM is the deadline for a last bit of opposition to the REAL …”
05 | Apr 18
The Japanese Failure of Gun Control
“Itcho Ito, the mayor of Nagasaki, Japan, was shot and killed by a member of …”
17
RE: University Safety Procedures
“An Open Letter to Dr. Michael T. Nietzel, President of Missouri State University.
President Nietzel,
I …”
16
If Only They’d Been Armed…
“Number of (known) students’/professors’ firearms on the Virginia Tech campus today: 2
Owner of said firearms …”
15
eughhh.
“We have been hit with the plague. Something viral.
Migraines, exhaustion, body aches, and a killer …”
09
Oh dear.
“I just realized that I have to file my own taxes this year.”
Twisted Sensibilities
“You’ve read the twisted fairy tales, yes?
Rumpelstiltskin is the royal nanny, Cinderella faces a dreadful …”
07 03 | Mar 20 17 09
Thornton, on History
“John Thornton, of Gaskell’s “North and South”.
’If we do not reverence the past as you …”
08
Excerpt from “North and South”
“From North and South by Elizabeth Gaskell.
’Is there necessity for calling it a battle between …”
| Feb 27
Exhaustion.
“Not to sound all wimpy and such, but — that much stress completely exhausted me. I …”
25
Struggle to Escape, part two.
“AeroSur was odd. I made it through the lines and to the ticket counter. I …”
19
Still in Miami, Florida…
“Lloyd Aereo Boliviano strikes again!
Flight is cancelled. Reason is unknown.
We are going to cart all …”
18
In Miami, Florida
“Safe and easy arrival in Miami!
Lessons learned:
#1 Pay to check an additional bag rather than …”
14
The Plan!
“Thursday:
A very kind couple from Overland Park Baptist Temple is going to pick me …”
12
Anyone Want to Move to the Czech Republic?
“President Klaus of the Czech Republic has wacked at Global Warming and the IPCC with …”
05
As always…
“{sigh} I missed Groundhog Day, again, more’s the pity.”
02
One More Reason Why…
“… Why I Will Never Submit Children to Public School.
Possibly even private school.
Texas is requiring …”
| Jan 11
New Arrangements
“As you can see, I’ve restructured my websites. Everything is now oriented onto lorienjohnson.com . …”
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2006 | Dec 20
A Sunday Surreal
“On December 17th, 2006, my plane from Kansas City left at 7:25am to Miami, Florida, …”
10 | Nov 21
Emma Thompson the Inadvertent Policy Maker
“When Emma Thompson was writing Nanny McPhee, she included a wry little political statement. By …”
18
In a Scientology wedding…
““In the old-fashioned language that marks the Traditional version, the groom is reminded that ‘girls’ …”
14
Thank you!
“I appreciate all of your interest, support, and votes. The experience was remarkable.
The Final Tally:
CLERK …”
{gasp}!
“I feel… betrayed!
200 picture limit on free accounts on flickr?! I have to host my …”
09
Countdowns
“Until my finals are over…
Until I’m in Kansas City…
Until I’m in Bolivia!
”
07
Directorship!
“I’ve just been granted a Director’s account on YouTube!
haha!
I’m internally squealing, you have no idea.”
Surreal.
“Last time I had a test in this Bureaucracy class, I didn’t study until the …”
06
Democratic Party’s Endorsement
“Personal Message from Len Eagleburger
November 4th, 2006
Att: Greene County Democratic voters:
RE: County Clerk Race As …”
05
Thank you, Area 417!
“The local political blog, Area 417, recently featured a word on the race for Greene …”
04
Thank You, Mr. Eagleburger
“Mr. Eagleburger,
Thank you for your strategic support.
Two points:
1) The County Clerkship is an administrative …”
Personal Message from Len Eagleburger
“Att: Greene County Democratic voters:
RE: County Clerk Race
As we all know, straight party voting is …”
01
News-Leader: “Contender Vies for County Clerk”
“The Springfield News-Leader published an excellent article regarding the upcoming election for Greene County Clerk …”
News-Leader: “Contender Vies for County Clerk”
“The News-Leader published an article today regarding the race for the Greene County Clerk.
I would …”
| Oct 20
Quote: You Should Be Taking Notes
““If I’m speaking, you should be taking notes.” — T-Shirt”
Distraction.
“I’m surrounded by books, trying to write a paper.
Instead, I can only think about my …”
Names of Make Believe
“1. YOUR SPY NAME: (middle name and current street name)
Damaris Weller
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: …”
Countdown.
“53 Days Until I’m in Kansas City and Guzzling Tea Whilst Waiting for My Plane …”
Library Fiasco
“I’m being billed $60 for water damage and mold on a book that I checked …”
11
Goodbye, Late Night Internet!
“As part of the “powering down” taking place in my life as I pack up …”
09
Imagine My Distress
“I opened my syllabus for the Inquisition in order to see what the assigned reading …”
| Aug 31
Unholy Battery Charges
“I used to split my radio listening time between a modern Christian music station and …”
25 08
Thank you!
“Thank you for choosing to vote on the Libertarian ticket during today’s Primary election. Your …”
| Jul 28
Happily Ever Laughter
“I am now registered in a one week intercession psychology course entitled, “Happily Ever Laughter”. …”
23
Far, Far Too Much Tea
“I have experienced the laziest of Saturn’s days.
I awoke at eight, promptly set water to …”
21
Quote: Barchester Chronicles
“Archdeacon Grantly: “My father-in-law can be a difficult person.“
Bishop Grantly: {nod} “He has persistent bouts …”
Meme: If I Ruled the Land
“Oh, the rockingness of me.
If You Ruled the Land … by wackyweasel
Your first …”
Reason for Adoring Dr. Alice:
“Response to hearing my decision to teach English in Bolivia for a year: “Wonderful!“
Response to …”
14
Meme: Television
“Bold the ones you’ve seen, italicize the ones of which you’ve seen every episode, underline …”
09
Awesome Tail Kickers of the Old Testament
““So just in case you aren’t getting it yet, chances are the pagan Philistines took …”
Pattern of a Broken Brain
“
Watch Corinne Bailey Rae’s “Put Your Records On” video. Go, “hmm! Is it time for …”
06
Efficiency and Accountability
“Our local government must emphasize two key principles: maximum efficiency and maximum accountability. Accordingly, the …”
01
Completely twisted.
“Okay, last night I was thinking “man oh man, why am I at home on …”
| Jun 28
Persuade Me Otherwise?
“From an email to my father:
I’ve practically decided to take a year off before grad …”
18
Delightful!
“I was shopping for groceries, and more specifically reaching for lettuces, when unseen speakers lightly …”
15
Productive Days Make Me Giddy
“I love productive days. Today, I have built a wordpress database to hold my research, …”
Discussion of Profane Oaths
“This is what happens when you annoy Lorien when she’s in a good mood.
Note: You’re …”
14
A Declaratory Collaboration
“The Influence of Thomas Jefferson on the Development of Marquis de Lafayette’s Declaration of the …”
Hesitant Democratization
“
The Development of Bolivian Democracy as Shaped by Perpetually Unmet Needs
–
Lorien D. Johnson
18 May 2006
– PLS …”
Preserving Negative Liberty
“A Defense of the Strict Limitation of Government to the Preservation of Negative Liberty
–
Lorien D. …”
HST 496–3 Reading List
“The Reading List for my independent reading course in U.S. Constitutional History:
English declarations and bills …”
Summer 2006 Plans
“1) Write Latin American Civ essay (20pages, secondary research as the primaries are in GLYPH …”
I Have Returned
“When Lorien’s website goes *kaput* in the middle of a semester, Lorien’s website stays *kaput* …”
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2005 | May 12
Dying Baby Bird
“This is not a pleasant story. and yet, this story is very me. and so …”
| Mar 17
Patrick and His Day
“In true form, I allowed too many tasks to stack up for this morning. I …”
| Feb 25
Fragrant Cedars
“I discovered a Biblical passage that is quite likely my favorite — note that this …”
08
Brunette Gone Blonde
“I have just experienced an evening in which I could not utter a coherent, brunette …”
| Jan 29
Log: Twisty Knickers
“Kristin: The first line in a blog that came up on the same search: The …”
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2004 | Nov 13
Irony of Thorns
“I have periodic moments in which I am astounded by my ideological separation from the …”
09
Suspiro — Tale of Mortification
“Mortification is the word of the day.
My day had been planned out with a chart …”
08
Archaeological Fieldwork
“I participated in my first batch of archaeological fieldwork on Saturday. 9am-12pm. Nothing major, but …”
05
Letter to Editor: Liberalization of Education
“Letter to the Editor: Southwest Standard, Nov. 5 2004
The Nov. 5 article “Students Show Strong …”
First Friday Boyfriend
“I require a First Friday boyfriend.
No real commitment is necessary for this position, outside of …”
01
Halloween Exploits with Kristin
“I am home again. I spent Saturday and Sunday seeing Grandmother to the airport — …”
The Hell of Cats and Dogs
“I’m housesitting and petsitting for Grandmother for the month of November. Theoretically this is a …”
| Oct 29
Philosophy in Action
“I’ve been meaning to discuss this anyway, but am lazy. Thus, a snippet of my …”
24
Surrenduring
“I have a very mixed audience of friends, here, and so I am trying to …”
21
Kristin
“I just adore Kristin.
Somewhere along the line, she became a friend that I was willing …”
14
Notes
“a) knitting is almost as good a distraction as pulpy reading.
b) when reading introductory booklet …”
02
Bike Accident
“Today was going to be a good day. I was going to go to a …”
| Sep 28
History Conferences and Spitting on Artifacts
“I just printed off the lecture notes from my Latin Govt. class course reserves… 57 …”
26
Political Chalk on Campus
“Political Chalk on Campus. From last weekend… I’m going in today to fill it back …”
23
Love of Research
“… I just realized that I am, really, in the field to which I belong. …”
16
Lorien = Bad Archaeologist
“I am a bad, bad archaeologist-intern.
I was assigned to identifying this button medallion, today. Brass, …”
Parents
“I am extraordinarily grateful that after conversations with my parents I consistently think “I love …”
14
Notes to Expand for Future Letters to Editors
“Notes for future expansion. Letters to editors / local opinion pieces:
1) NRA lobby influence is …”
New Orleans — Sinkable?
“Yahoo! News — Direct Hit by Ivan Could Sink New Orleans
Stunning.”
13
Leewit the Obsessive Compulsive Cat
“Leewit is obsessive compulsive.
She moves items into piles. She lines up other items. If I …”
08
Foolish Girl
“Yes, Lorien, do look at your assignment when it is first assigned, else you’ll be …”
07
Scholarly Urges
“I’m being an absolute dork, but bear with me.
My scholarly urges are working. I like …”
| Aug 26
Learning to Comfort
“I have a severe problem with comforting platitudes.
I’m just not good at them. When I’m …”
24
First Semester at Missouri State University
“I have now been to each of my fall classes. I have also found my …”
| Jun 09
Compulsive Completion
“Joanna describes her completist tendencies as a compulsion. I’ve never considered it that. I do …”
06
Thursday’s Adventures
“Kristin, Kimber, Kelly, Tabitha and I spent Thursday in Brookside and the City River Market. …”
| May 27
Graduation
“Spent the morning and afternoon shopping with Mom and attending the Graduation rehearsal. Went to …”
13
We Are to Hold Back the Night
“I am continually frustrated by the state of the world. But this is not a …”
| Apr 11
The 8-Point Buttshot Vehicle
“I received a free car to replace my wrecked car. It’s so incredibly horrendous that …”
| Mar 14
Blocked Ideals
“Coarse edges and jagged shards block these ideals that I’m a little too hesitant to …”
13
Friday Night Discoveries
“An Evening’s Discoveries:
1) I am not swayed by Peter Pan’s pedophilic charm. But, Captain Hook? …”
07
Graduation Preparation
“Well! I just completed most of my graduation paperwork. I’ve been cleared and authorized, my …”
| Feb 20
50 First Dates
“50 First Dates contained:
Hawaiian dresses;
Grass skirts;
An igloo;
A teepee;
Snow and VERY cold water (in which hypothermia …”
18
Angel, the Puppet Show
“I’m made of felt.
And my nose comes off.
—
“oh my god! i ate him!!!!!!“
Posted by Koneko …”
09
The Carelessness of Others
“I go out of my way to be careful of the plans and preferences of …”
| Jan 29
Lobali Lore
“I had a strange dream involving fencing, vampires, lost wallets and feeling like one needs …”
12
Patterns of Avoidance
“Lorien: {spins in chair, feet tapping with mini pool balls between toes}
Mom: Lorien, how is …”
11
Visit from Chandra
“Chandra and Jason were here!
Having had many a month of deprivation, they returned. For all …”
02
New Year’s Day
“New Year’s Day consisted of a 13 hour road trip. This is significant because I …”
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2003 | Dec 10
Fencing!
“Well! Last night was an excellent night at fencing. The last before the tournament this …”
01
Twingey: Open Letter to Close Friends
“I’m not good at silence. I’m not good at mellow.
I perform them excellently. But, if …”
| Nov 24
addendum
“It’s not that I don’t pick up the hints that people send out. Rather, I …”
Fatal Flaw
“I have a fatal flaw: a lifelong fear of being an imposition.
If I am with …”
| Oct 13
Losing It
“I’m losing it. I forgot that my induction into Phi Theta Kappa was tonight. I …”
I’m Going Crazy
“I came home from school. I emptied the mouse traps (4 dead in 12 hours: …”
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I vote as a libertarian constitutionalist influenced by Hayek and Burke, and I think as an anarchist guided by the biblical principles of liberty. My government is strictly bound by the U.S. Constitution. I have fenced foil in a diaper-suit and run for political office in a skirt-suit, but my shoes were always fabulous. Both dreadful politics and inspiring design are likely to make me teary. and yes. I’m a tshirt ninja.




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