Lorien Johnson

“In no particular order... Final Exam and Research paper for Church History I Tested Positive for Typhoid ...”

“Almost certainly not going to jail. Immigration officer realizes that I am a victim. Rita was ...”

“We handed over to the immigration control officers what identification documents we had easily accessible. ...”

“Katherine and I have tentative travel plans for exploring western Bolivia. We're looking at two ...”

“Driving through the center of town in order to get to the edge of La ...”

“Katherine and I have been reading assorted blogs which discuss life and theology, as well ...”

“The Daily Mail has published an article about yet another retro-living woman who has spent ...”

“I could scream. I have assignments due. I've had assignments due. But stupid ridiculous Blackboard coupled ...”

“Here's a small essay written in response to a question in my seminary class on ...”

“Take a look. New design. Not a single graphic serves as a structural or content ...”

“First night of regular kids' church tonight! We have an English/Spanish Bible study and ...”

“Every vote from every compromised polling location needs to be pulled from the count and ...”

“The Voices that Be are widely proclaiming the economic crisis as the failure of capitalism. ...”

“We heard some fascinating political and legal analysis on current events from a top-notch specialist ...”

“If ever motivation existed for trudging through the task of reading 175+ academic pages a ...”

“What follows is a video posted on YouTube which apparently aired on a Bolivian news ...”

“All is still quiet in Cochabamba. The U.S. government is pulling entirely out of Bolivia. ...”

“ From: Consular, La Paz Sent: Saturday, September 13, 2008 5:19 PM Subject: Warden Message - Civil ...”

“Those of us in Cochabamba are in for a fun ride over the next while. A ...”

“Día del Peatón in Cochabamba is the annual Sunday (yesterday) when all driving is prohibited ...”

“On April 18, 2008, Mom and I had the pleasure of helping to clean and ...”

“I took a film analysis course in the autumn of 2007, for which I had ...”

“Since the election 8 days ago, everything has been rather... normal. The early days were ...”

“Bolivia, frankly, is batty. Is it any wonder I love it so? Yesterday's election was a ...”

“After a month or three, one readily forgets that life in a country with ungrounded ...”

“With David, my ten year old brother, down with two types of amoeba parasites, three ...”

“Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this past Tuesday morning, I had an orthodontist appointment. Keep in mind one ...”

“All this weariness of doing nothing amongst nothings. I think in motion; so much so that ...”

“Whedon's new batch of Awesomeness. Teaser from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog on Vimeo.”

“Kevin Craig, current Libertarian candidate for Missouri House 7th District and a friendly colleague from ...”

“Excellent news from Ireland today... election results indicate that the referendum in the Republic of ...”

“The Telegraph features an article by Casilda Grigg in which she is taught flirting techniques ...”

“I am a fool. A smart fool, but a fool nonetheless. I have willingly ...”

“Today at 5PM is the deadline for a last bit of opposition to the REAL ...”

“Itcho Ito, the mayor of Nagasaki, Japan, was shot and killed by a member of ...”

“An Open Letter to Dr. Michael T. Nietzel, President of Missouri State University. President Nietzel, I ...”

“Number of (known) students'/professors' firearms on the Virginia Tech campus today: 2 Owner of said firearms ...”

“We have been hit with the plague. Something viral. Migraines, exhaustion, body aches, and a killer ...”

“I just realized that I have to file my own taxes this year.”

“John Thornton, of Gaskell's "North and South". 'If we do not reverence the past as you ...”

“From North and South by Elizabeth Gaskell. 'Is there necessity for calling it a battle between ...”

“Not to sound all wimpy and such, but - that much stress completely exhausted me. I ...”

“Lloyd Aereo Boliviano strikes again! Flight is cancelled. Reason is unknown. We are going to cart all ...”

“Safe and easy arrival in Miami! Lessons learned: #1 Pay to check an additional bag rather than ...”

“Thursday: A very kind couple from Overland Park Baptist Temple is going to pick me ...”

“President Klaus of the Czech Republic has wacked at Global Warming and the IPCC with ...”

“{sigh} I missed Groundhog Day, again, more's the pity.”

“... Why I Will Never Submit Children to Public School. Possibly even private school. Texas is requiring ...”

“As you can see, I've restructured my websites. Everything is now oriented onto lorienjohnson.com . ...”

“On December 17th, 2006, my plane from Kansas City left at 7:25am to Miami, Florida, ...”

“When Emma Thompson was writing Nanny McPhee, she included a wry little political statement. By ...”

“"In the old-fashioned language that marks the Traditional version, the groom is reminded that 'girls' ...”

“Until my finals are over... Until I'm in Kansas City... Until I'm in Bolivia! ”

“I've just been granted a Director's account on YouTube! haha! I'm internally squealing, you have no idea.”

“Personal Message from Len Eagleburger November 4th, 2006 Att: Greene County Democratic voters: RE: County Clerk Race As ...”

“The local political blog, Area 417, recently featured a word on the race for Greene ...”

“Mr. Eagleburger, Thank you for your strategic support. Two points: 1) The County Clerkship is an administrative ...”

“The Springfield News-Leader published an excellent article regarding the upcoming election for Greene County Clerk ...”

“"If I'm speaking, you should be taking notes." - T-Shirt”

“As part of the "powering down" taking place in my life as I pack up ...”

“I opened my syllabus for the Inquisition in order to see what the assigned reading ...”

“I used to split my radio listening time between a modern Christian music station and ...”

“Thank you for choosing to vote on the Libertarian ticket during today's Primary election. Your ...”

“I am now registered in a one week intercession psychology course entitled, "Happily Ever Laughter". ...”

“I have experienced the laziest of Saturn's days. I awoke at eight, promptly set water to ...”

“Archdeacon Grantly: "My father-in-law can be a difficult person." Bishop  Grantly: {nod} "He has persistent bouts ...”

“Bold the ones you've seen, italicize the ones of which you've seen every episode, underline ...”

“Okay, last night I was thinking "man oh man, why am I at home on ...”

“From an email to my father: I've practically decided to take a year off before grad ...”

“I was shopping for groceries, and more specifically reaching for lettuces, when unseen speakers lightly ...”

“I love productive days. Today, I have built a wordpress database to hold my research, ...”

“The Influence of Thomas Jefferson on the Development of Marquis de Lafayette’s Declaration of the ...”

“This is not a pleasant story. and yet, this story is very me. and so ...”

“In true form, I allowed too many tasks to stack up for this morning. I ...”

“I discovered a Biblical passage that is quite likely my favorite - note that this ...”

“Yahoo dorks are coming out of the woodwork. Why so suddenly? mrreedandlooking2002: Hey there lorien_johnson: have we ...”

“I have just experienced an evening in which I could not utter a coherent, brunette ...”

“Kristin: The first line in a blog that came up on the same search: The ...”

“I have periodic moments in which I am astounded by my ideological separation from the ...”

“Mortification is the word of the day. My day had been planned out with a chart ...”

“I participated in my first batch of archaeological fieldwork on Saturday. 9am-12pm. Nothing major, but ...”

“Letter to the Editor: Southwest Standard, Nov. 5 2004 The Nov. 5 article “Students Show Strong ...”

“I am home again. I spent Saturday and Sunday seeing Grandmother to the airport - ...”

“I've been meaning to discuss this anyway, but am lazy. Thus, a snippet of my ...”

“I have a very mixed audience of friends, here, and so I am trying to ...”

“I just adore Kristin. Somewhere along the line, she became a friend that I was willing ...”

“a) knitting is almost as good a distraction as pulpy reading. b) when reading introductory booklet ...”

“I am flabbergasted. I am just so, completely, lost. good grief. I'm also sharing a scary depth ...”

“Today was going to be a good day. I was going to go to a ...”

“I just printed off the lecture notes from my Latin Govt. class course reserves... 57 ...”

“Political Chalk on Campus. From last weekend... I'm going in today to fill it back ...”

“... I just realized that I am, really, in the field to which I belong. ...”

“I am a bad, bad archaeologist-intern. I was assigned to identifying this button medallion, today. Brass, ...”

“Notes for future expansion. Letters to editors / local opinion pieces: 1) NRA lobby influence is ...”

“I need to get a job at a Git'n'Go gas station. No, I'm sorry, it's ...”

“Yes, Lorien, do look at your assignment when it is first assigned, else you'll be ...”

“I'm being an absolute dork, but bear with me. My scholarly urges are working. I like ...”

“I have a severe problem with comforting platitudes. I'm just not good at them. When I'm ...”

“I have now been to each of my fall classes. I have also found my ...”

“Joanna describes her completist tendencies as a compulsion. I've never considered it that. I do ...”

“Kristin, Kimber, Kelly, Tabitha and I spent Thursday in Brookside and the City River Market. ...”

“Spent the morning and afternoon shopping with Mom and attending the Graduation rehearsal. Went to ...”

“I am continually frustrated by the state of the world. But this is not a ...”

“I received a free car to replace my wrecked car. It's so incredibly horrendous that ...”

“Coarse edges and jagged shards block these ideals that I'm a little too hesitant to ...”

“An Evening's Discoveries: 1) I am not swayed by Peter Pan's pedophilic charm. But, Captain Hook? ...”

“Well! I just completed most of my graduation paperwork. I've been cleared and authorized, my ...”

“50 First Dates contained: Hawaiian dresses; Grass skirts; An igloo; A teepee; Snow and VERY cold water (in which hypothermia ...”

“I'm made of felt. And my nose comes off. --- "oh my god! i ate him!!!!!!" Posted by Koneko ...”

“I go out of my way to be careful of the plans and preferences of ...”

“I had a strange dream involving fencing, vampires, lost wallets and feeling like one needs ...”

“Lorien: {spins in chair, feet tapping with mini pool balls between toes} Mom: Lorien, how is ...”

“Chandra and Jason were here! Having had many a month of deprivation, they returned. For all ...”

“New Year's Day consisted of a 13 hour road trip. This is significant because I ...”

“Well! Last night was an excellent night at fencing. The last before the tournament this ...”

“I'm not good at silence. I'm not good at mellow. I perform them excellently. But, if ...”

“It's not that I don't pick up the hints that people send out. Rather, I ...”

“I'm losing it. I forgot that my induction into Phi Theta Kappa was tonight. I ...”