You’ve read the twisted fairy tales, yes?
Rumpelstiltskin is the royal nanny, Cinderella faces a dreadful case of toe jam, and a battleaxe replaces the pea under the Princess’ mattress.
That’s how I feel about the rumored cast list for the new Sense and Sensibility as shown on Austenblog.com.
David Morrisey, who played the creepiest of creepy psycho killer school teachers – Mr. Bradley Headstone in Dicken’s Our Mutual Friend – might be the new Col. Brandon.
Oops – a flying pig just hit my window.