Completely twisted.
Okay, last night I was thinking “man oh man, why am I at home on a Saturday night?! I’m so antsy! I must go do something!” Except, it was really a Thursday night. Tonight, it’s a Friday night, and I’m all “woohoo! I get to stay at home and try my new deep hair conditioning treatment!!! Look at me prance around in my hair conditioner and pajamas, admiring my awesome new clothing purchases on their hangers!!”
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I vote as a libertarian influenced by Hayek and Burke, and I think as an anarchist guided by the biblical principles of liberty. I have fenced foil in a diaper-suit and run for political office in a skirt-suit, but my shoes were always fabulous. Both dreadful politics and inspiring design are likely to make me teary.




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